1/30/2024 0 Comments Michelob ultra gay meme![]() Otherwise, you squinted at the blackboard on which the list of available drafts was scribbled before carelessly picking one that sounded halfway palatable, and ideally somewhat masculine. In a bar setting, Pabst Blue Ribbon was permissible only as a cost-saving move, and everyone knew it. I could finally distinguish between the cheap, skunky light beers (all we could afford in college) and the fancy beer that didn’t come in 30-racks, which offered tasting notes besides “metal ashtray.” By the time I hit my extremely inebriated mid-20s, I hardly fucked with Budweiser or Miller unless I was sneaking tallboys into a movie theater - and if I really felt like slumming it, there was always Four Loko (until there wasn’t). To convince yourself that beer is a delicacy - that you enjoy its flavor entirely apart from the buzz - you need to put in quite a few hours of apprenticeship swilling it.īut, like many dedicated drinkers, I got there. ![]() Meanwhile, the impossibly patient weirdo who waits till the ripe age of 21 to crack open a cold one or fill a cup from a keg must be even more disappointed by the discovery that malts, hops, and yeast do not a delicious beverage make. You decided that it had to be good if it was forbidden, only to pull a face of disgust that got the tipsy adults chuckling. Maybe, like me, you have a dad who allowed you the mistake of sampling his favorite brew at some backyard barbecue around age nine.
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